*pulling a small flute out of my satchel 20 minutes into a first date at a nice quiet restaurant with good atmosphere* You should know... *smiling with a devilish whimsy* I am something of a trickster god.
this is the funniest piece of trivia on the tma wiki to me like. hes so me. i too exclusively love martin blackwood and cats
that's right. we're going back in time to the first microtransaction to get gacha mechanics off the menu
add this to the collection with the larries/black mold and supernatural blogger who deactivated bc they became catholic or whatever
I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture
Cursed artifact: Stairs of Discontinuity.
Exposure has a 90% chance of causing a concussion, but a 10% chance of spontaneously increasing your parkour skill
actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat
people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"
